"Well" he said, "There was this girl I knew in school who looked at my cock like a fountain in the dessert. Her eyes, Jesus Christ her eyes when she pulled my dick out. I know I'll probably  never experience that level of desire again in my life, but it is good to have this memory, this memory of a beautiful girl who attacked my crotch as though it held a magic dispenser of the very essence of life itself."
" Hmmm" I said, reaching into his pants, "I've always had this fantasy that if I sucked hard enough I might get Ice Cream, not exactly the same thing I know but would you like to try?"